December 20, 2011

At least they didn’t charge me for the shitty meatloaf that they tried to pass off as edible food http://t.co/q9r7q7cA

December 18, 2011

Watching the football game on an Arkansas affiliate, I just saw a commercial for Vinos. Ahhh the old touring memories. #parkinglotmerch

December 16, 2011

This is amazing. Pay attention to see what’s really going on here. I love this! http://t.co/gOTNtHfY

December 15, 2011

Hawkbit bros doing what they do. http://t.co/SxtbNI6Y

December 14, 2011

Smooshy face cuddle sesh http://t.co/KVbsoqlF

December 8, 2011

RT @funnyordie: This woman unknowingly makes a handjob motion on Wheel Of Fortune. It’s awesome: http://t.co/5JU2xK7P

December 4, 2011

Bad religion on the hospital tv at 7:30 in the morning? I can deal with that. http://t.co/PQt1hrWx

December 3, 2011

I’ve seen worse views. It’s not so bad. Moriphine rules. This chick that is choking on her own phlem does not. http://t.co/LJjgeJ7X

November 25, 2011

chris did you have 3 helpings of thanksgiving dinner? your answer is yes. I plan on going back for a turkey leg too. Don’t judge.

November 24, 2011

The Ron Swanson pyramid of excellence. Every young man should follow this path http://t.co/5DhHVDnE