December 2011
8 posts
At least they didn’t charge me for the shitty meatloaf that they tried to pass off as edible food http://t.co/q9r7q7cA
Watching the football game on an Arkansas affiliate, I just saw a commercial for Vinos. Ahhh the old touring memories. #parkinglotmerch
This is amazing. Pay attention to see what’s really going on here. I love this! http://t.co/gOTNtHfY
Hawkbit bros doing what they do. http://t.co/SxtbNI6Y
Smooshy face cuddle sesh http://t.co/KVbsoqlF
RT @funnyordie: This woman unknowingly makes a handjob motion on Wheel Of Fortune. It’s awesome: http://t.co/5JU2xK7P
Bad religion on the hospital tv at 7:30 in the morning? I can deal with that. http://t.co/PQt1hrWx
I’ve seen worse views. It’s not so bad. Moriphine rules. This chick that is choking on her own phlem does not. http://t.co/LJjgeJ7X
November 2011
12 posts
chris did you have 3 helpings of thanksgiving dinner? your answer is yes. I plan on going back for a turkey leg too. Don’t judge.
The Ron Swanson pyramid of excellence. Every young man should follow this path http://t.co/5DhHVDnE
You would make an incredible Brunette - Ron Swanson
RT @gunnersdaughter: I guess the walk of shame isn’t so bad when all you have to do is walk next door. God my head hurts who rufied me …
Yup that kind of night after a long day in the studio http://t.co/xgyulGSq
I bought everyone kittens at my poker table http://t.co/9pj6DZKz
Never noticed this outside of the load in area for HOB before. Pretty awesome! http://t.co/FDRtLzhR
That sausage mcgriddle was gd delicious. Those little pockets of syrup exploding on my taste buds were just what I needed. I want another!
RT @noidearecords: Will somebody please make me stop eating this Halloween candy??
RT @absolutepunk: RIP Vans Co-Founder James Van Doren http://t.co/Ru5G9rKQ RIP James, thank you for the best summer shoes ever.
I forgot how good this Attack in Black Marriage record is. If you’ve never heard it, give it a spin. Good stuff! http://t.co/RQdjQzLv
RT @IronEagleSteele: 70% FUNDED, HELP US GET FULLY FUNDED! The Sky We Scrape is broke! Full length record! Kickstarter http://t.co/xVvuL …
October 2011
18 posts
RT @dancastady: If you have a power conditioner in your rack for your tuner and amphead you’re kind of a douche.
About to watch the live stream of the @the_copyrights and spill beer on my living floor so I can at least pretend I’m at a punk show #fest10
Whose got two thumbs and just got shit on by a bird while waiting for the train? THIS GUY! I knew that I should’ve stayed in bed today.
Tonights the night I get to cross something off of my bucket list. My Misfits cover band Violent World plays at 11:00pm at cobra lounge.
Part deaux http://t.co/3jR9HQUG
Dear lazzos al pastor burrito. I’ll never cheat on you again. You are so delicious. Way better than el charro and your waitresses can count
Trustworthy? http://t.co/6A6BlmW8
Living struggle is a good new Chicago Punk band. Go check them out if you get a chance. Opening our show right now. Very impressed!
Active Directory can blow me.
Good thing there is roof leak in the room where all the servers are.
Had to add this genuine artifact to the print server yesterday. It actually worked! I was pretty amazed. http://t.co/OAfw0C94
It’s a beautiful day in the loop glad I’m not stuck in an office today! http://t.co/pJS4HPCw
RT @DRUNKHULK: THERE NO ENOUGH JOB IN BAD ECONOMY! DRUNK HULK NO AGREE! LADY ON CORNER OFFER DRUNK HULK JOB WITH HAND EVERY DAY!
Goddammit is this new transit record amazing! Bright future ahead for these guys! It makes me excited to write and create. So good.
I sold my soul. Now age but don’t get old. To this day, it’s the best deal I ever made. 26 for the 6th year in a row! Keeping that promise!
My office over the weekend http://t.co/tZYLWtYn
My trophy for the last hour and a half spent doing battle within an Epson 3880 and winblows server 2008 http://t.co/RInEolpr
I go from being elbows deep in switches and cabling to re-installing winblows 7 on a laptop Can you say overqualified? http://t.co/g3XDDI12
September 2011
9 posts
There are not enough derogatory words in the English language to express my absolute disdain for Windows Server 2003 - Present day winblows
At what point in your music career do you decide to be that shitty dance bar band?
RT @ITguyproblems: Is it social code to wear Toms shoes and be a complete douche bag? #ITguyproblems #nothingtodowithIT #ihateeveryoneon …
forgot my headphones today and had my own personal stereo sitting next to me the whole way home. Green line = bane of my existence
Great day for a wedding. Congrats to Doug and Noelle. Til Death Do Us Party!!!
Gimme! http://t.co/5IsIrlIc
RT @NOTSportsCenter: BREAKING: Roger Goodell fines #Vikings QB Donovan McNabb $500,000 for embarrassing the #NFL vs the #Chargers
Murphy’s Law. I stubbed my toe today. This thing is never going to heal
Interview #1
August 2011
8 posts
My days thus far: wake up in pain. Lay in bed visualizing myself crutching to the freezer to get ice pack. Fall… (more) http://tm.to/Pc58
And here she is. She hasn’t left my side yet. http://t.co/pnk0GPq
Cancel the crutches order. Thanks to my amazing neighbors, I now have a pair of crutches. I’m mobile again, sort of. Let the healing begin!