December 21, 2009

quote from my sister. “you can sleep in the kids room, there is a porta potty and baby wipe warmer in there if you need it.”

December 20, 2009

wow, best buys instore pickup policy blows harder than a scout leader at boy scout summer camp.

I’m expecting to be trapped under an 18 wheeler very shortly.

my dad driving is basically clark griswold in the first scene of christmas vacation. everyones out to get him, ride his ass, or box him in

#shinfo I’ve been to every rest stop on the nys thruway

mighty taco checked off the list. now to sit in a car for 5 hours on the way to Albany. I sense napping is in my immediate future.

oh and look it’s my fav thing… kid on a leash! if my 3 yearold lab can walk without a leash and stay by myside, so can your kid.

to the dudebro sitting next to me with sandals and velour sweat suit. you suck, it’s 25 degrees out and your feet smell. have some courtesy

why must all airport climates be ungodly hot? turn it down a notch please #disgruntledholidaytraveler

I think I’m done now. at least til I get to buffalo